If you have not noticed, every year the Grammys outfits tend to get crazier and crazier. We are going to talk about the 2026 Grammys outfits: which are good and bad and why.
Starting off strong, we are going to talk about Chappell Roan’s curtain. For those of you who don’t know, Roan’s Grammys ’26 outfit was a transparent “shawl” hooked to her nipple piercings and the back was see through showing just her red thong. I would say this outfit Is a 5/10. She could have chose a different color curtain to make it pop and take the focus away from the nipple piercings.
Since we are on the naked topic, it’s time to get into Justin Bieber’s outfit. He came out fitting the 14-year-old boy look in nothing but silver boxers and socks to perform a song from his new SWAG album. If he thinks that is swag, we are all doomed. I rate these boxers a 3/10. This is not swag.
To stay on the sleepwear outfits, we are going to get into Lola Young’s outfit. She looks like she crawled out of bed, did her makeup, and left for the biggest music awards of the year. She had the right idea with the tie and button up under, but she ruined it with the matching booger sweatsuit. I mean come on, you could have picked anything else. These pajamas are a 2/10. The booger look makes me uncomfortable.
This next look deserves a negative 100 rating. Heidi Klum what are you doing girl? You literally look like a condom. I don’t even think this is an article of clothing. The fact that the top and bottom don’t have a clean cut makes it worse, which I didn’t even think was possible. And girl, how are your nipples so hard with that tight rubber condom on you? This look is a 0/10.
Now I am going to talk about Audrey Nuna’s outfit. There are a bunch of things wrong with this. To start, it makes it look like she has a giant broken arm and one whole half is a suit-style but with a shoulder that looks like a marshmallow. The skirt is giving cupcake holder vibes. Nothing about this outfit matches nor is good. This is a 1/10 and overwhelms me.
Now don’t hate me for this one, and don’t get me wrong I love Billie Eilish with all my heart, but we all know she could have done better with that outfit because she has before. As much as I tried to like it, she is giving pilgrim way too much and my classmate can agree. “She looks like a pilgrim,” stated Trevor Peal. Well, #GoGrims, I guess. The best thing about this outfit is her “ice out” pin. I rate Billie a million out of 10 but her outfit gets a 6/10.
Now to lighten the mood, let’s get into some of the better Grammys ’26 outfits. Sabrina Carpenter’s dress was so beautiful and appropriate for the occasion. The nice silver shiny look fits her face and hair very well, the drape over the shoulders is even and not too dramatic, and the poof of the bottom of her dress is not too crazy but not too basic. I personally love everything about this look and would rate it a 10/10.
Another amazing look I’d like to talk about is Busta Rhymes‘ red velvet pimp suit. I love everything about this look. The red trench suit with the matching red sunglasses and a pop of some simple silver jewelry gives it that true pimp taste. A nice pair of amazing black loafers throw the look together. I truly rate this look a 10/10.
Teyana Taylor also did not disappoint with her sparkly baddie red carpet look. This dress has a nice open, showing chest and stomach while still staying appropriate and covering her breasts (unlike Roan’s look). The dress had a nice matching necklace giving this look the pop it needs. I also love how the bottom is long, but not poofy, giving her that confident look. I rate this look a solid 9/10.
Best New Artist Nominee Alex Warren popped out to his first Grammys in a nice clean classy tuxedo look. Warren had an old money velvet tie and a clean dark blue suit with a nice white addition on the fold. He added a nice simple watch to give the look a pop. This whole outfit went super well with his dirty blonde hair and overall looked great on him. I would rate this look an 8/10.
Another outfit that I love is Miley Cyrus’. She had a simple suit pant and undershirt look but made a statement by adding a leather jacket instead of a blazer. Not only did she add a leather jacket, but she also added unique features like gold and red pins big and small she also gave that baddie Cyrus look by having blacked out glasses on as well. I rate this look a solid 9/10.
Last but certainly not least, Darren Criss. There is a lot that I like about this outfit. To start, he has this classy look with a nice silver suit with a cool design. The part of this outfit that I like the most is the white unique tie. I love how it is not a normal standard tie. The while classy loafers to match the unique white tie really throws it all together. Overall, I give this look a 7/10.
